I don't belieeeeeeve it!
Mama Piggy bought soooo many cans of yummy-licious canned food and none of them are for me!!
She and the Porky have been feeding some longkang cats in the neighbourhood, it seems.
What is this?? I am their pppprrrrecious, NO?!
Shall sit in a corner and sulk ...
Cat quote of the day:
Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant.
- Maurice Burton
Help!
2 days ago
7 comments:
Kootoo you're so cute, you even sulk cutely heh heh!
But do you just stop at the sulking, my dear comrade? I strongly recommend more physical measures when the sulking doesn't work. For example, humans seem to be afraid of teeth and claws, especially on their tender bits.
Do try it and let me know. Seeing as how you've already got your head near the human's bottom, I suggest you start with a gentle nip.
Just to let them know that you are their prrrecious and you deserve GOOD FOOD GODDANGIT.
Pip
It's no good, Pip ...
Whenever I use my teeth and nails on the humans, I receive (empty) threats from the Porky -- putting me in the microwave, taking me for a spin in the washing machine and even dangling me from the ninth floor of Hougang Hills 09519. More remonstrations follow.
Not to mention sending me to the VET for you-know-what ... but that's another story which I will fill you in soon.
ai Kootoo, must share a bit lah
Kootoo, you are a most patient kitty to just sulk! I would be tearing the place apart by now.
And risk breaking my nails?! Naaaah. The Mama cannot resist my charm, especially when I ignored her completely despite her cajoling and prostrating. She has since realised her folly, and I've had my fill of some yummy-licious Nutro Lamb & Turkey cutlets. Miaowrrr ...
Hi KooToo
Found you over at KXBC's blog. Congrats on your 1 year purrthday!
Stop over and see us.
George, Tipper & Max
The Crew
With so much and sudden adulation, I'm afraid to announce that kootoo du chat has gone into paroxyms of quivering delight.
in fact he has been meowing nonstop at the ceiling for most of the whole evening...
could have been the effect of the salubrious durians that we just introduced to him after dinner.
and do you know what?? this cat eats anything and everything EXCEPT durians! now i know what to buy back for supper every evening now.
here's to more pongelicious fruity treats then.... to counter kootoo's even more pongelicious ass when he walks past our nose...
burp!
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