Friday, January 27, 2006

It's my Birthday!!

It's my birthday today!!!

I am now officially a grown-up, not a kitty anymore :)

My very own birthday can of Hill's Science gourmet Turkey entree.

Happy Birthday to ME,
Happy Birthday to ME,
Happy Birthday to ME,
Happy Birthday to ME!

Cat quote of the day:
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
- Paul Gray

Monday, January 23, 2006

Staring incident

Home Mews, Feline Times, 23 January 2006

Report by Kitty Rulez, Petty Crime Correspondent

A staring incident between Papa Porky and Kootoo, the resident Monstah at Hougang Hills 09519, resulted in bloodshed and loss of superficial skin yesterday.

Papa Porky was severely mauled by du Monstah, who very nearly punctured Papa Porky's veins on his left wrist, and left a lovely 4 cm scar.

For his act of terror, du Monstah was put in a kitty restraint.

Cat quote of the day:
What is the appeal about cats?" he said kindly. "I've always wanted to know." "They don't care if you like them. They haven't the slightest notion of gratitude, and they never pretend. They take what you have to offer, and away they go.
- Mavis Gallant

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Wet wet wet ...

Rats ... Mama Piggy gets new clothes for the Chinese New Year, but I get a bath for a softer, shinier and sweet-smelling coat and a clean arse ... It doesn't help that I have been leaving some lovely toffee-coloured poo stains on my behind. It's kinda tough trying to reach the arsehole with my short tongue, you know ...

Cat quote of the day:
When a cat chooses to be friendly, it's a big deal, because a cat is picky.
- Mike Deupree

Friday, January 20, 2006

Two shick pigs ...

Poor Mama Piggy. She came down with a viral flu and lost her voice.

Poor Papa Porky. He came down with gastric and indigestion problems.

I hope they get well soon.

I still need them to feed me, change my litter and rub my chin.

Cat quote of the day:
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Unknown

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Two cats are better than one ...

What more need I say? Brother Penguin sayangs Little Hope with such tender loving care ...

I think Mama Piggy is seriously thinking of getting another kitty for Hougang Hills 09519! Will she or will she not??? :)

Cat quote of the day:
Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun.
- Lloyd Alexander

Sunday, January 08, 2006


This is Hope, a new addition to the kitty collection at Mama's sister's place. She was picked up from the Hougang Ave 8 vicinity. Isn't she a darling? Can't imagine how the month-old kitty could have survived the pouring rain today without a mummy by her side!

And I can't imagine Penguin getting all upset and jealous over little Hope - for two whole days! But they are pals now, I heard Penguin even helps to groom the little one.

I wish I could have a playmate too ...

Cat quote of the day:
One cat just leads to another.
- Ernest Hemingway

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Coming of age

Rats ... I will be turning one come 27 January ...

Which means I am an adult, and that I can't prance around like a mad kitten anymore! It sucks ...

Cat quote of the day:
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Unknown

Monday, January 02, 2006

The Bearable Highness of Being ...

Then you see it ...

Now you don't! HA!

Now that the blinking Nakamichi has been relegated to its rightful place down below, His Majesty can groom his arse and rule his lowly subjects from a higher pedestal!

Cat quote of the day:

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
- Michael Nelson