Monday, December 26, 2005

Crime and Punishment

Victim:


Perpetrator:


Punishment:

Subjected to 5 hours of Concierto de Aranjuez - Adagio, Nessun Dorma, Rhapsody on a theme of Paganini, The Magic Flute, etc etc etc on Mama Piggy's Nakamichi SoundSpace 5 daily, until my unruly behaviour is kept at bay.

Rats ... gotta find a way to destroy the Nakamichi soon.

Cat quote of the day:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
- Faith Resnick

Sunday, December 25, 2005

All I want for Christmas ...

... is my very own Gecko ...



Seeing my futile attempts at coaxing the uncooperative domestic lizards down from their lofty lodge, Papa Porky got me a yummylicious Gecko that is stuffed with catnip! I lurrrve Papa Porky!!


Wake me up in time for the New Year celebrations ... Snzzz ...


Cat quote of the day:

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.
- Roger Caras

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Get fresh!



Ahhhh, I lurrrrve the smell and delicate feel of fresh bedsheets ... They are great to roll in!


Erm, Mama Piggy, would very much appreciate it if you could, in future, include my ears in the photos... but I digress ...


I also lurrrrve freshly lined litter boxes ...


... and newly mopped floor (never mind that I look like I have the head of a kitten and the body of a buffalo) ...


Cat quote of the day:

You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
- Sir Harry Swanson

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Penguin



This is Penguin, my predecessor at Hougang Hills 09519.

Mama Piggy picked him up from SPCA in January, he was only two-and-a-half months old then.


But he was too bitey for Papa Porky's liking, and the last straw was when he nibbled on Papa's nipple (mwahahahaha).

So Penguin was packed off to Mama's sister's place and is living happily ever after ...


But what a cat - all dressed up in a tux and nowhere to go! Snigger ...

Cat quote of the day:

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Mind your business!



What is this?! Can't a cat do his business in absolute peace and privacy?

Buzz off, I say ... or else the pong will kill you!!

Cat quote of the day:

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
- Ernest Hemingway

Friday, December 09, 2005

Itsy Bitey Cat


This evening, Senor Achiwawa (Papa Porky's good friend who has three cats [!!] at home) paid me a visit. I was as good as an angel, until Senor Achiwawa started playing rough with me. But he is a good sport, he didn't flinch when I sank my teeth into his limbs. Looks like my three feline comrades at Marine Parade have trained Senor Achiwawa well, I am proud of them!


I shall practise biting Papa Porky more often so that he will be as tough as Senor Achiwawa, whaddya think?

Cat quote of the day:

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Belly nice!



Look at the six-pack on me ... What? You can't see 'em?

Oh well, I guess the fur gets in the way sometimes ...

Cat quote of the day:

A cat sleeping on your bed is a far more pleasant companion than a ninety-pound Labrador with bad breath. Furthermore, cats do not snore or break wind.
- H. Monger Burdock

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Happy Bathday ....

... NOT!!!



We cats do not need to shower, for felines are NATURALLY clean creatures, unlike dogs which smell and have BAD breath ...

But my crazy Mama decided that I could do with a Green Tea-flavoured bath, much to my protestations ...




Now I know how a chicken in a slaughterhouse feels!



Perhaps I should hide under the quilt forever ....



And when they try to get me, I shall stare at them with Riddick eyes! Miaow!!



Cat quote of the day:

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
- Fernand Mery