Home Mews, Feline Times, 23 January 2006
Report by Kitty Rulez, Petty Crime Correspondent
A staring incident between Papa Porky and Kootoo, the resident Monstah at Hougang Hills 09519, resulted in bloodshed and loss of superficial skin yesterday.
Papa Porky was severely mauled by du Monstah, who very nearly punctured Papa Porky's veins on his left wrist, and left a lovely 4 cm scar.
For his act of terror, du Monstah was put in a kitty restraint.
Cat quote of the day:
What is the appeal about cats?" he said kindly. "I've always wanted to know." "They don't care if you like them. They haven't the slightest notion of gratitude, and they never pretend. They take what you have to offer, and away they go.
- Mavis Gallant
1 day ago