My name is Kootoo. My stupid owners - Papa Porky and Mama Piggy - named me after an Irish cat owned by Porky's friends. Kootoo is such a stupid name! What the &%*#! I mean, the Irish donch know what is "kootoo", but here in Singapore, everyone knows it sounds like "kutu", the Malay word for lice!! My mama named me Kootoo cos she finds me very "sticky", clinging on to her like a lice when I first saw her at SPCA. Okay, fine ... but do you know what it feels like to be called a "head lice", woman?!?!?!? Worse than being called a Fatso. Speaking of which, you probably can see from the pix that my belly is threatening to spilleth over, thanks to Hill's Science Diet for kittens. Yes I am still a kitten, you ignoramus. I will be one year old on 27 January 06, and that would make me an adult!!
Despite being the youngest member of the family, I am the Monster of the House, and even Papa Porky can't touch me sometimes, ha!! Will show you more of my "growing up" pictures later!! Ciao! Or should I say "Miao"!
Cat quote of the day:
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
- John Weitz
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Hello, Kootoo needs a friend.
from Senor Achiwawa
Kootoo is a very strange kitten. This evening he kept meowing and rubbing his cheeks against my fingers and legs. So what do I do to a nice kitty like that? I sayang and stroke it of course. Trouble is, after a few minutes he tries to bite my fingers and when I withdraw my hand, he gives me that "I need to bite you" look and "If I dont get to bite you I'm gonna jump at your face and bite the living shit out of it..." look.
Poor Papa. What can he do? Offer his fingers to get bitten lah! Better to get gnawed on bony fingers which will be less painful than being chomped at the ankles or thigh (very ouch), aint it? And then the friggin' cat actually chomps hard down on my hand!! And even arched his back to use his hind legs to scratch me for good measure!!
WHAT IS THIS!!?? There is an ancient chinese saying that goes something like a good person will have good deeds rewarded... but obviously I wasnt! (hao ren you hao pao... or sumthing like dat... Zedong, Mao, The Red Book, pg.1, Peking, 1944.) This kitty I swear is chomping his way into becoming a char siew, i mean... kitty pao soon...
Watch this space when kitty pao is served.....
27th jan? kootoo has the same birthday as me!! :D
Haha, such a coincidence yah? :)
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