Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Good men are hard to come by ...

... especially one who seduces his future playmate with Chop-a-lick-cious snacks that promise to take the pong out of your poo!

Cat quote of the day:
Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him.
- Lynn Hollyn


KXBC said...

Dear Mr HR Director,

I found a newly abandoned kitten at my estate tonight and I thought of you immdiately.

She is approximately 2 - 3 months old. She wears a brown coat with long sleeves, a white blouse on the front with white gloves and shoes. She sports a brick red nose with beautiful big bright eyes and a long full tail. I don't have a picture of her but she looks a little like our Xin Xin but not with so much white blouse.

She is a cute little darling and responds well to humans she trust. Very manja and sweet though I am not sure of the bitey part. But she sure did not bite my hand when I stroked her. She was rubbing my hand constantly and giving me head butts the moment I stroked her.

In short, she may be the one you are looking for. I can help you catch her if you wish. If possible, I will try to take a picture of her tomorrow for your consideration.

If you are keen, please leave a note here. I will check again tomorrow and on Mon. If you are not keen, please let me know also as I plan to catch her and send her for neutering end of next month if possible. A tipped ear will not look too good if you are keen.

Yours sincerely, kxbc

CatDonna & Cats said...

This is cool. I can't wait to see how it all turns out. :)

HR Honcho said...

Dear kxbc,

Thanks so much for the very nice description and write-up. My CEO, after much consideration, would like to see a picture of the kitty if possible, before deciding on a further interview.


KXBC said...

Dear Mr HR Director

The resume with attached photos are ready for submission. However, Blogger has played me out again. The photos would not load *tear hair*!!! I will try again tomorrow morning. Remember to take a peek at my blog tomorrow.


KXBC said...
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KXBC said...

Dear Mr HR Director

The resume with attached photos has been posted in the kxbc blog.

We took a closer look last night and realised she has a charcoal brown ticked coat (2 to 3 colur bands in every strand of hair) which is similar to quite a few Asian breeds like the Abyssinian and Singapura. Looking at her body shape and behavior, we believe she is an inquisitive and atheletic kitten which will keep you entertained for hours and may also help Kootoo shed off some pounds, if any. Upon maturity, she will probably become a very sweet cat with a soft voice.

Take a peep and tell me what you think of this candidate.


Kootoo and M&M said...

Whaddya mean - help me shed some pounds?? I am chunk of a hunk ok! The little sweety has pretty socks ... I wonder if Papa Porky likes her ...

HR Dir @ Porky said...

Dear kxbc,

Am afraid she doesnt seem to catch my eye, from the pictures. Of course she probably looks better in catson, but at the moment it looks like a nyet for me.

i still quite like the stray white kitty at our place. looked a lot like Sergeant Hope in one of our pixs, but unfortunately with a bob for a tail. but anyway we think she has been catnapped by some family and probably safe in someone's home by now.

PS. kootoo gave me a long bloody gash last night on my arm. would anyone like to take him in exchange for a nice gentle kitty? mangled toys and kibbles provided.

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