1. I keep winged intruders at bay … they would make a yummylicious snack though …
Damn ... stupid pea-brained birds. Can't they see that I am a friend, not a foe?
2. I warm their oh-so-soft bed … Zzzz … it’s not easy keeping my eyes open while doing this …
Sleeping on the job is encouraged ...
3. I watch the toilet to make sure that the Porky lifts the seat up before he wee wee …
Toilet paper? 10 kibbles please.
What would the Pigs do without me??
"Saint Kootoo"
Cat quote of the day:
Work - other people's work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to pull a cart? They will not inconvenience themselves to the slightest degree.
- Dr. Louis J. Camuti
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6 comments:
har har har har...
so har...d working ah....
har har har har...
Kootoo, you are so hardworking. At our home, we share the work among the 5 of us. I get the most laborious job of keeping the bed warm. It's so difficult not to fall asleep on the bed.
Meow, Chang Chang
10 kibble for toilet paper is too cheap. Charge 50 kibble, 1 catnip pillow and 10 minutes worth of belly-rubs, I say!
~Bombay
Saint Kootoo! Heh heh.
Btw, I'm back! Thanks for your kind words and wishes. We're doing fine. Check out the update at CatDonna's Cats!
Kootoo, how can we survive in this world without you? Hehe, your bell so big, same size as your eye....
Bombay my comrade, its 10 kibbles per single-ply sheet! Mwahahahaha ...
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